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Director
Tom Kuntz, Mike Maguire
Starring
Daniel Chacon, Ken Takemoto, Steven Seagal
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The Onion Movie
📅 Release Schedule
Released
January 7, 2008
🎬 Initial Launch:
Brazil
• 🏛️ Platform:
Theatre
Additional
Rollouts:
📍 United States (DVD premiere)
Jun 03, 2008
📍 Australia (DVD premiere)
Sep 17, 2008
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Cast & Crew
Directors
Tom Kuntz
Director
Mike Maguire
Director
Written
Todd Hanson
Screenwriter
Robert Siegel
Screenwriter
Producers
Cast
Kevin Halloran
Producer
David Miner
Producer
Gil Netter
Producer
Michael Rotenberg
Producer
Jason Weiss
Producer
David Zucker
Producer
Young American / Cock Puncher
Sensei
Cock Puncher
Dennis McCormick
Dolores McCormick
Roseanne McCormick
Dennis McCormick, Jr.
Typical Neighbor Husband
Typical Neighbor Wife
Sooty Firefighter
Sooty Child
Norm Archer
Dana Dobbs
Kip Kendall
Alzheimers Old Lady
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Producer
Producer
Melissa Cherry
Self
African Child
Dibo
White Trash Dude
Surgeon General
Fat Man
Smoker
Smoker Driver
Bud Schwartz
Brunno Tucci
Rolly Ingersoll
Skink Bradley
Raggles Wimpole
Uncle Smackers
Mavis De Haven
Kenneth Garber
Raymond Marcus
The Masses
Rapist Lisa
Rapist Policeman
Rapist Ivy Leaguer
Rapist Uncle
Rape Victim Julie
Board Game Woman
Steel Beam Construction Guy
Steel Beam Architect
Dutch Dad
Peruvian
Peruvian
Arab Terrorist
Young Terrorist
Ahmed
Ahman
White Black Guy Bill
White Black Guy Jenny
White Black Guy Tim
White Black Guy Dan
White Black Guy Policeman
White Black Guy Policeman
White Black Guy Judge
White Black Guy Jury Foreman
Pentagon General
Pentagon General
Pentagon Officer
Landmine Salesman
Landmine Boss
Recruitment Officer
Line-Up Detective
Prisoner
Prisoner
Prisoner Dad
Girl Greeting Prisoner
Kwame Roberts
James Nakatami
Dashante Jackson
McSorley's Bartender
Upstanding Black Man
Dave Kostman
Peen Out Guy
Library Penis Man
Penis Pal Glen
Penis Ethnic Man
Penis Boy
Penis Businessman
Businessman
Bates Computer Customer
Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Bates Computer Customer's Wife
Bates Temp Dude
Bates Businessman
Bates Delivery Man
Bates Manager
Gil Bates
Bryce Brand
Bryce's Manager
Porn Star
Porn Star
Porn Star
Brendan Laroux
Studio Executive
Cooking Show Host
Cooking Show Chef
Wizards Gamer
Wizard Gamer
Wizard Gamer
Wizards Proteus
Wizards Dragonmaster
Hippie Diplomant
Man in Suit
Man in Suit
Slovesevic
Birajko
Bank Gunman
Second Bank Gunman
Bank Customer
Bank Liz Anne
Bank Mr. Poniewicz
Gay Guy
Gay Guy
Gay Guy
Gay Guy
Presidential Advisor
Rodney Dangerfield
Subscription Card Man
Little Girl
Mother
Cockpuncher Entourage
Cockpuncher Entourage
Cockpuncher Entourage
Cockpuncher Entourage
Cockpuncher Entourage
Cockpuncher Entourage
Cameraman
God Bless America Dancer
God Bless America Dancer
Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
Lollipop Love Dancer
Lollipop Love Dancer
Lollipop Love Dancer
Lollipop Love Dancer
Lollipop Love Dancer
Lollipop Love Dancer
Lollipop Love Dancer
Peruvian
Concerned Mother
Wigger Jim
Texas Chainsaw Killer
UPS Delivery Man
Suicide Bomber
Nicholas Van Essen
Terrorist
Attorney
Librarian
Terrorist
Britney Spears Fan
Announcer
Drunken Irishman
Office Worker
Heavy Girl
Terrorist Training Video Announcer
Office Worker
Host a Rape Tape Gal
Taliban Terrorist
'Yarn-it-All' Employee
Ice Hockey Fan
Ice Hockey Fan
Pot Smoker Girl at Board Game Party
Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
Yearbook Girl
International Release Schedule
| Territory / Region | Release Date | Platform / Format |
|---|---|---|
| 🌍 Brazil | 7 Jan 2008 | Theatre |
| 🌍 United States | 3 Jun 2008 | DVD Premiere |
| 🌍 Australia | 17 Sep 2008 | DVD Premiere |
| 🌍 Greece | 22 Sep 2008 | DVD Premiere |
| 🌍 Poland | 28 Oct 2008 | DVD Premiere |
| 🌍 Iceland | 10 Nov 2008 | DVD Premiere |
| 🌍 Germany | 23 Jan 2009 | DVD Premiere |
| 🌍 Netherlands | 17 Feb 2009 | DVD Premiere |
| 🌍 Argentina | 20 May 2009 | DVD Premiere |
| 🌍 Japan | 5 Jun 2009 | DVD Premiere |