Tommy

'Cucumber' Frank de Marco

'The Fat Man'

Mrs. 'Fat Man'

Conductor

Angela's Hairdresser

Angela de Marco

Rose

Theresa

Phyllis

Connie Russo

Tony Russo, Jr.

Three-Card Monte Victim

Three-Card Monte Victim

Joey de Marco

Tara

'Lucky' de Marco

Mike Downey

Ed Benitez

Vinnie 'The Slug'

Nick 'The Snake'

Al 'The Worm'

Tony 'The Tiger' Russo

The Guy at the Piano

Carlo Whispers

Karen Lutnick

Johnny 'King's Roost' King

'Stevarino'

'Butch'

Maitre D'

Regional Director Franklin

Homicide Detective

'The Priest'

Frank's Mom

Pigs Knuckles Shopper

Goodwill Executive

Uptown Saleslady

A Cappella Singers

Mr. Spoons

Mr. Chicken Lickin'

Chicken Lickin' Server

Chicken Lickin' Feminist

Rita 'Hello Gorgeous' Harcourt

Samba Band

Ruthless Sniper

'The Clown'

Sourpuss F.B.I. Man

Sourpuss Immigration Man

Uncle Joe Russo

Abused Ticket Agent

Bikini-Clad FBI Agent

The Gal at the Piano

Honeymoon Suite Bellboy

Abused Stewardess

Jimmy 'Fisheggs' Roe

'The Ambassador'

The Face of Justice

Shotgun Marshal

The Pushy Reporter

The Humane Reporter

The Zany Reporter

Angie's First Customer!

Leonard 'Tiptoes' Mazzilli

Goodwill Hunk

Joey's New Pal

Woman

Curly haired boy at 3 card Monty Table

Man getting off elevator

Singing Beautician / Airport Announcer

Officer Harris

Vocal Effects