Stan Marsh / Eric Cartman / Clyde / Jimmy / Craig / Leprechaun / The Mayor of Imaginationland / The Lollipop King / Centaur / Satyr / Hammer / Terrorist #1 / Stephen Stotch / General / Man in Audience #1 / Man in Audience #2 / Michael Bay / Mel Gibson / Rickety Rocket / Scientist #1 / Snarf / Scientist #3 / Rabbity the Rabbit / Beary Bear / Kurt Russell / Soldier / Scientist #6 / Aslan / Morpheus / Popeye / Al Gore / Doctor / Reporter #2 / Reporter #4 / Hippie #2 / Stephen / Mike / Daedalus / Hippie #3 / Robin Hood / Cavity Creeps / Angel / Scientist #8 / Scientist #9 / Superman / Santa Claus

Kyle Broflovski / Leopold 'Butters' Stotch / Gerald Broflovski / Linda Stotch / Tom / M. Night Shyamalan / Suitcase / Terrorist #2 / Truck Driver / Scientist #2 / Scientist #4 / Scientist #5 / Swordsman / Scientist #1 / Zeus / Jesus / Luke Skywalker / Al Gore's Assistant / Gandalf the Grey / Reporter #1 / Reporter #3 / Hippie #1 / Supreme Court Spokesperson / Cavity Creeps / Scientist #7 / Craig

Token Black / Squirrely the Squirrel

Sheila Broflovski / Charlie Brown / Dorothy / Woman in Audience / Judge / Woman on Bus / Pentagon Receptionist / Wonder Woman

Cinderella / Strawberry Shortcake / The Tooth Fairy