Juliet Capulet

Tromeo Que

Murray Martini

Cappy Capulet

London Arbuckle

Sammy Capulet

Ness

The Narrator

Benny Que

Father Lawrence

Tyrone Capulet

Monty Que

Detective Ernie Scalus

Ingrid Capulet

Georgie Capulet

Brittany

Rosy

Harry

Vic

Fu Chang

Peter

1-900 Hunk

Bluto Fitzgibbon

CD Rom Woman

Fabio - Penis Monster Guy

Pauline

Fellow with Disgusting Larva

Girl in Opium Den

Found a Peanut Father

Found a Peanut Mother

Found a Peanut Kid

Found a Peanut Kid

Found His Penis - After Much Searching / Guy Spitting Water

Cop

Guy Who Says It Will Take Him Only Two Minutes to Have Sex

Person of the Female Persuasion with Very Good Hearing

Biker Dude

Nice Man Hit by Car!!!

Cissy

Carl

Guy Who Says 'You got to work hard to get ahead in life' and Then Looks at the Camera

Mutant Kid

Mutant Kid

Boy Dancing in Field with Father Lawrence

Giovanni

Guy Who Got Pissed Off Sitting Around to Do a Nude Scene All Day and then We Cut Him Out of the Film

Dog Wearing Visor

Guy Spitting Water

Bill Shakespeare

Punk Rock Dancer

Punk Rock Dancer

Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.

Man Outside Axis Body Piercing

Tromaville Citizen

Thorn (Band)

Thorn (Band)

Slut