Director
Seth MacFarlane
Starring
Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane
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Ted
📊 Performance IndexMilestones
📊 Performance IndexMilestones
🌎 Global Tracker
(Target:
$1B)
55%
🇺🇸 Domestic (US)
(Target:
$500M)
44%
🇬🇧 United Kingdom
(Target:
$50M)
60%
⚡ Volatility
🎬 In the Vault
🕒 Normal tracking metrics
Site Popularity Rank:
👑 Unranked
🕒 Screening PaceLength
Standard Feature
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💰 Box Office HUD
Live Data
Opening Weekends
🇺🇸 US Weekend
£54,415,205
🇬🇧 UK Weekend
£9,333,700
Lifetime Grosses
🇺🇸 Total North American
£218,815,487
🇬🇧 Total United Kingdom
£29,847,210
🌐 Worldwide Total
£548,228,680
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Cast & Crew
Directors
Seth MacFarlane
Director
Written
Not Listed
Producers
Cast
Not Listed
John Bennett
Lori Collins
Ted
Rex
Donny
Thomas
Tami-Lynn
Robert
Frank
Narrator
Norah Jones
Sam Jones
Tom Skerritt
Young John
John's Dad
John's Mom
Alix
Tanya
Asian Man 'Ming'
Gina
Tracy
Michelle
Greenbaum Kid
Kid #1 / Young Ted's Voice
Kid #2
Kid #3
Heavenly
Cherene
Angelique
Sauvignon Blanc
Waitress
Guy at Table #1
Guy at Table #2
Guy in Line
Guy #1
Guy #2
Partygoer (Ted's Buddy)
Girl at Party
Teenage John
Plymouth PR Worker
Club Girl
Ellen
Crazy Guy
Stagehand
Waiter
Newscaster
Female Newscaster
Southern Newscaster
Husband
Wife
Wedding Guest
Kermin
Rock Star Party Guest
Party Chick
Norah Jones Concert Audience
Concert Attendee
Tourist
Concertgoer
Pedestrian
Club goer
Patron Ballgame
Girl Feeding Waterfowl
Party Guest
Business Executive
Liberty Mechanic
Pretty Party Girl
Karaoke Lounge Patron
Pedestrian
Concert Goer
Hot Girl
Self
Flower Girl
Photographer
Dance Scene
Club Patron
Ted Danson
Restaurant Patron
Karaoke Girl
Party Goer
Extra
Club Patron
Wedding guest
Fraternity Girl
Doorman
Wedding Guest
PR Firm Employee
Man at Concert
Tourist / Pedestrian
Boy at Aquarium
Concert Attendee
Party Guest
Man At Concert
Car Rental Patron / Party Guest
Concert Goer
Donny's Dad
Pedestrian at Irish Pub
Concert Attendee
Tourist
Nightclub Manager
Party Guest
Concert Attendee
Restaurant Patron
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
Extra
Store Shopper
Party Goer
Woman in Park
PR Employee
Ted's Party Guest
Bar Patron
Concert Attendee
Concert Attendee
Concert Attendee
Roadie
OnStage Security
Irishman Arguing Outside Pub
Concert Attendee
Business Woman
Mini Golf Player
Wedding Guest
Wedding Guest
On Stage Security - Boston Hatch Shell
Party Goer
Self
Party Guest
Star Wars Movie Attendee
Wedding Guest
City Girl
Party Goer
patron
Club Girl
Club Patron / Wedding Guest
Party Guest
Concert Goer
Japanese Newscaster
Man in the Common
Wedding Guest
Concert Patron
Airport Patron
Concert Guest
Party Guest / Concert Guest
Roadie
Karaoke Singer #2
Wedding Patron
Concert Attendee
Jared
Party Guest
Self
Pedestrian
Party Goer
Concert Attendee
Girl at the Bar
Party Goer
Nightclub Patron
Hotel Pianist
Club Dancer 2
Bellybutton
Homeless Man
Extra
Dad at Christmas
Clubber
Party Guest
Cute Girl Groped by Ted
Grocery Walker
Party Guest
Concert Attendee
Bicycle Rider
Club Patron
Dancer
Office Worker Party Guest / Wedding Guest
Rock Concert Attendee
